PUTTING IN CONTACT LENSES MOST ANNOYING THING EVER
i think i mixed up left/right
so i'm swapping them around now
and blogging about it, yes
i wore them to my exam today, then took them out because they felt weird, i suspected i'd gotten them swapped around ... so, hence attempting swap now.
right eye done.
left one to go.
holy mother of batman that was suspiciously simple.
i got both contacts in in about what two minutes ... one minute ...
i'm used to it taking aaaaaaaages.
...okay i think this is the right way around. things feel better / non-blurry/messed-up.
hmm.
yes, i'm documenting my epic battle against my body's natural reaction to blink whenever something comes perilously close to touching my eyeball. << don't I have such a way with words?
practicing putting in contacts, yes. this is what i'm doing on a saturday night.
... okay i think i'm mastering this
my eyes are hurting from when i take them out though. should cut my nails before i stab myself in the iris ... yes, i had to say that. ...i'd attempt to put a more gruesome description here, except i forgot what the white part's called. cornea? ...that's the clear shell over the eye right. lol idk //yearnineortenscience
"eye jokes don't get much cornea than this"
//shot
OKAY I'VE MASTERED THIS.
three times or so i've managed to get the contacts to stick to my eyeballs on the first attempt.
the key is to use your index finger to stick the lens in and to stare straight ahead and not blink ... yes, fun.
...WOOOOO contact lens mastery okay bye
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