my kinda guy ;D

So I got auto-tagged on deviantART lol. Also, Ri asked me on fs about ideal guy so er... this can fill it in!
OH AND AND I TAG EVERYONE READING THIS.


1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
As long as I find him attractive it's fine haha.

2. Smart?
HELL YES. Street-smart over book-smart if I could only pick one but obviously both would be good heheh.

3. Preferred age?
Same age as me or older. Preferably not older by ... three years or so? Yes I have a very narrow range hahaha.

4. Preferred height?
Taller than me by a couple inches or more. But not more than a head taller?

5. How about sense of humor?
YES PLEASE. But not in a stupid/douchebag way. Or in an excessively vicious/sardonic way. Witty would be good, and able to laugh at themselves... hahaha.

6. How about piercings?
If so... the only piercings I think I wouldn't mind would be eyebrow/ear. Anything else, no thanks. And no excessive piercings either, and by excessive I think I mean "more than two" LOL.

7. Accepts you for who you are?
Obviously yes.

8. Pink hair?
Er... not unless he looks really good with it hahaha.

9. Mushy or no?
Hmm. If the mushy is done well... er... why does the word mushy sound so bad. Anyway. Hmm. My answer... yes, if it befits the situation. No constantly-excessively-mushy, thanks.

10. Thin or fat?
Out of only those two? ...Thin.

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
Err... as long as there aren't any huge clashes on a cultural (or individual, for that matter) level... I don't mind?

12. Long hair or short hair?
The length that looks better on him hahahah.

13. Plastic or metal?
What the.

14. Smells good?
Yes hahah. But... no cologne/etc. thanks.

15. Smoker?
NO WAY.

16. Drinker?
NO WAY. (by drinker I mean person who consumes alcohol regularly in notably large amounts)

17. Boy-next-door type?
What does this mean, the nice/sweet type? Sure.

18. Muscular?
If so, preferably lean at the same time hahahah.

19. Plays piano?
Why not?

20. Sings very good?
That would be nice... however, I CANNOT SING so... don't mind.

21. Vain?
About appearances? As long as it's not to a douchebaggy level. And as long as he doesn't use more styling products than I do hahah. ...Actually, preferably not vain. But not utterly, completely careless about appearance either. As in, basic hygiene and at-least-somewhat-decent clothes = good. ANNND he can't pick on my about my own appearance/clothes/etc. (unless I look truly, abjectly, objectively horrendous) ...I'm rambling, aren't I. And possibly no longer making sense...

22. With glasses?
I don't mind.

23. With braces?
As in teeth braces... haha I don't mind.

24. Shy type?
As long as we can get along well, it's fine...?

25. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Good boy thanks... assuming rebel means the type who does stupid/reckless/stupidly!reckless things fairly often...

26. Singer or dancer?
Either? Hmm I don't know.

27. Dimples?
Why not?

28. Bookworm?
Oh yes please.

29. Playful?
Mmmm why not haha.

30. Flirt?
Sure... AS LONG AS IT'S WITH NO-ONE BUT ME HAHAHAHHA.

31. Poem writer?
As long as it's good poetry hahaha. Emphasis on good. Did I mention it has to be good poetry? Yeah.

32. Serious?
When the time calls for it, yes. But not serious ALL THE TIME because that's no fun.

33. Painter?
Ooh that'd be cool. Don't mind though.

34. Religious?
No thanks.

35. Someone who likes to tease people?
As long as it's not other girls lol.

36. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
As long as it's not to a... debilitatingly antisocial/annoying degree hahaha.

37. Speaks 20 languages?
Let me pick myself up from the floor in shock... yeah that'd be cool. And awesome. Awesome!

38. Loyal or faithful?
...Huh? BOTH, THANKS....? Someone clarify this.

39. Good kisser?
Duhhhhh hahahhaha.

40. Loves children?
Hmm... don't mind. Actually, calrification: I'd like him to share my views about children. Now let me just go figure out what exactly my own views about children are...