Last week I went to the beach and it was awesome except for the fact that I got a relatively (by my standards) horrific sunburn due to a combination of radiant Australian sunshine and my lack of sunscreen application on the day, which had resulted from an unhealthy paranoia that had been stoked up by learning of the sunscreen controversy.
FUCK I HATE IT WHEN SUNBURNS PEEL OFF
It's annoying and disgusting and
/spasm
It's worse than the tingly pain that made me inwardly flinch when my dad grabbed my shoulders as a joke and when my mum tried rousing me by shaking me by the shoulder. It's worse than having to take lukewarm/cool showers for a few days because hot water makes sunburned skin cry. I'd actually rather have a couple more days of tingly pain than this repulsive peeling.
It isn't, however, worse than the skin cancer which could result from getting sunburnt.
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Yeah in the [approximate] wording of Alice, "screw controversy, i'm using sunscreen next time"
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